I finally found a fabulous bronzer. Not too dark. Not too orange. Not to sparkly. It's Nars Laguna.
You can also find it in a duo with it's blush counterpart, Orgasm (I know, I know). Orgasm is a very pink/peach blush that's very friendly to various skin tones. For the past 5 years, it's been a winner of "Best of Sephora." I love it and highly recommend it, too. (You can stop snickering.)